I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Anus McDickNuggets
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy
but Jack had a shock
with a mouth full of cock
cause Jill’s real name was Randy
With a tight cheeked fanny
and shlong expandy
Jack’s face turned uncanny
Off he ranny
to tell granny
his best friend was a tranny
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
I went to the “lists of women” page on wikipedia and it was blank. either, wikipedia is proving w*men do not exist or john cena decided to come out as transgender
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.
yo mama so ugly she the real reason all the dodos died
what do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
🇻🇪finally i am a trillionare. Now i can buy bread
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.