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This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs? Your hairline because it's so far back!!!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.
If I mesherd ur forhed it will be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
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I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.