Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can stop a chainsaw with his bare hand.
CHUCK NORRIS beat the sun in a staring contest.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience a few days ago.
Chuck Norris can pause an online videogame.
I know you all hate rape jokes...
So I'll force one on you anyway.
CHUCK NORRIS once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called the Islands.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.
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