I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
No pine, no gain!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”