You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
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My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
No pine, no gain!
You pe-can do it!
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
You must be rich! You’ve got all the cash-ews
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.