You're Jokes

Teacher I was a orphan once

Student oof

Teacher who are we missing

Student you’re parents

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile

you're so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can't help you

I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said “Well, you’re fucked now.”

You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.