You're jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?

You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.