You're jokes
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
I want to be a bag so we can be together.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.