You're jokes
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
Look on the bright side, women: nothing says you're beautiful like being raped by a complete stranger.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
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You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!