WWW

WWW Jokes

This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(

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my brother when he sees a girl

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Di41jwAEiOeg&ved=2ahUKEwiZlfO-kKb3AhVKY8AKHdZwAzwQwqsBegQICBAE&usg=AOvVaw3vcA7ktKJtTR0kIcyhNdRz

me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

Ignition of the bus engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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