Whos there jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.