Weekday jokes

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

Mexican Comedy Week

Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.