Weekday jokes

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

Mexican Comedy Week

Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.