Weekday jokes

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Mexican Comedy Week

Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.