Video game accounts jokes

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

When people make accounts about you and a category.