Unhoppy jokes

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.