Unhoppy jokes

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.