Unhoppy jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.