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10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.