Tray jokes

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!