Tray jokes

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Cereal.