Tray jokes
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.