Tourist Attraction jokes

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

Returning to the scene of the crime.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.