Throw-in jokes
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
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