Throw-in jokes

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.