Throw-in jokes
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Community talk
Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more