Third Wheel jokes
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3