Third Wheel jokes
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didnβt stand a chance against the three of us.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Glory π³ equals π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ bonding.