Tea Bag Section jokes

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.