Tea Bag Section jokes

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.