Stead jokes

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

bradley

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.