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freddyfatbear

cant talk..

How to
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Talk

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

SLEEPY JOE
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BATTERIES
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Anonymous

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Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
20 hrs.
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

blach66

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Heroin Monkey

WHO WOULD WIN?
Socially Awkward People
Weaponized Autism

CUTE BOY😝

OMG

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS
ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU
BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING,
STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND
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Heroin Monkey

I don't act or look like how I am
So what is me?
I'm forced inside this meat mannequin,
this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move
to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived
and implied upon. Every social interaction
Leads definitive conclusions on me
as an idea. The millions
of me in everyone
else's mind. The only true "me" is
stuck inside 6 inches of skull
And nobody can ever see it

Heroin Monkey

Do you think
humans have
caught up to
us yet?
When it's soup time
I don't know,
let's take a look
at their social
media
Soup time
It turns out,
they have
surpassed us

Heroin Monkey

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with people aged 18-35.
You may now praise me on the
social media platform of your
choice, remember to purchase my
newly manufactured album.
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AnimeGuy

quarantine be like:

All of us
coming out
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GRILL OFFONMEMES
Social interactions
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Heroin Monkey

Here are 200 people in 177 cars
on 3 buses
without cars
will
on socialism
Repor
TULL

Heroin Monkey

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Heroin Monkey

ARE OTTER POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
REALLY JUST A CRYPTIC FORM OF
EXTREMIST COMMUNICATION?
By: Ari Lurksberg
Published: 8/3/2021 19:03
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FROM THIS KIND OTTER
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RapBoat

Drake
"I got 40 in the studio,
every night, late night,
gotta watch that sh*t, don't
want to make him sicker"
J Cole
Has not expressed concern
for 40's health
(Possibly wants 40 to die)
"I can see it in your
eyes, you're angry"
Has not interpreted emotions
from a person's eyes
(Possibly can't read social cues)