So jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldnβt get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldnβt.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why heβs scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesnβt scratch, but he didnβt believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah π)