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The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

😱 I am scared.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.