So jokes

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.