Shut Off jokes

His wife shut off the internet.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

Where's your off button?

Stop.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.