Shut Off jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

His wife shut off the internet.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

So, Duracell batteries do run out.