Shut Off jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

His wife shut off the internet.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.