Shut Off jokes
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
His wife shut off the internet.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.