Shut Off jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

His wife shut off the internet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.