Shut Off jokes
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
His wife shut off the internet.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.