Shoto jokes

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.