Shampoo companies jokes

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.