Shampoo companies jokes
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣