Shampoo companies jokes

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.