Sea men jokes

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.