Savage

Savage jokes

Assault

    • A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"

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    • Grandma

    • Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

    Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

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    • Timmy

    • Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

    Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

    Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

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    • Comeback

    • Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

    Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

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    • Mom

    • Me: Mom, we made a cake.

    Bully: Guess what?

    Me: What?

    Bully: Nobody cares!

    Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

    Dad

    • I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

    He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

    Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

    Love

    • Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

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    • Comeback

    • My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

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    • Dad

    • Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?

    Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.

    Daughter: You so get on my nerves.

    Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.

    Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.

    Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.

    Homophobe

    • If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

    "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

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    • Insult

    • Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

    "I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣