Road Worker jokes

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why did I walk across the road?

To get hit by a car.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.