Road Worker jokes

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why did I walk across the road?

To get hit by a car.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.