Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Q.) Why do orphans love elevators? A.) Because they're the only things to raise them
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
So, You're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties
when you’re 34, it’ll be 420 months before u turn 69 yrs old
You’re so fat, that you only know 3 letters: KFC
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
