What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
say beans fast three times
now you’re an idiot
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Boss: You're fired. Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
What does an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
When you’re fucking your boss and realise it’s a family business
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
You’re so scary that even your hairline ran a way.
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
