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A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

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  • Penaldo

    MISSING!!

    MISSING!!

    Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

    Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

    Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

    Last found - Practicing tap ins.

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

    Might be dangerous towards good players.

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    Penalty

    MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

    Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

    Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

    Letter

    Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

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    Community

    Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more