R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...
what time is it? It's time for lunch
*quoted by bubble guppies*
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets
my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^
pontypool is rough
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
