Pendu jokes

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call a man off the ground?

Hanged.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.