Peacock jokes

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.