Peacock jokes

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.