So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
What dose it say on Stephen Hawkins grave rust in peace
Rust in peace
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
