
Orange Peel jokes
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."