Orange Peel jokes
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why don鈥檛 oranges 馃崐 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Where were the first orange trees 馃崐馃尦 planted?
In Orange County.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?