Night Shift jokes

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

Sleep, but make it forever.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"