Night out jokes
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 馃尣 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.