Morning wood jokes

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.