Morning wood jokes

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.