Moovies jokes
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.