Momos jokes

All Nepali love momos.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

your mom

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .