Momos jokes
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
All Nepali love momos.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Mom!
Mom! (DYM 48)