Modern Family jokes

What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."