Modern Family jokes
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.