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A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

TechPriestGotDrip

We must send upvotes immediately

A toaster with a slice of bread inside. The bread has an upvote arrow on it. The text reads: "When I see a meme with no upvotes:".

《 rmk 》

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a split view of two foreheads. The left side displays dark brown hair, while the right side showcases blond hair. The text on top reads: "Is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split screen. On the left, there's a picture of actor Ryan Gosling. On the right, there's a picture of a man with a beard and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, who resembles the actor, smiling while touching his chin. The text above reads: "People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling what y'all think?" Below the two photos is another text: "My mans posted two photos of Ryan Gosling like we wouldn't notice."

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

BaddiePatrick

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

DreamBlue

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Daddy dick

just follow me please one more im at 50

A baby with pigtails in a swing is shouting with one arm raised. Text overlay reads: AT DAWN WE RIDE.

Cahyani Ambara

Area 51 be like:

The image shows cartoon characters with the text 'ME AND THE BOYS BEWARING OF THE ALIEN WE STOLE FROM AREA 51'. The cartoon characters are standing in a group, and one is a purple lollipop holding a spray bottle. The style is cartoonish.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with the text "Germany: We are loosing the war!" above an image of Bugs Bunny in front of a blurred-out Italian flag. Bugs Bunny is wearing a hat and mustache. He has an Italian hand gesture on each side of him. Text at the bottom reads "You are."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

Anime Boy

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

✨Jassy✨

My mom when we got my dog

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture at the bottom. The text reads, "Dad: doesn't want dog. Family: gets dog anyway. Dad and dog:". The picture shows Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot's shoulders. Both are characters from Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket is holding a weapon and Groot has his mouth open in a shout.

Unfunny

so we got 6-11, 7-11, 8-11...

The image shows four panels. The top left shows a storefront with "6 ELEVEN" sign. The top right shows a similar storefront with "7 ELEVEN" sign and people inside. The bottom left panel shows a close-up of a storefront with a "8 ELEVEN" sign written in both English and Japanese. The bottom right panel shows an image of the Twin Towers on fire. There is a text "imgflip.com" visible at the bottom left corner.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
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He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

原田

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

TheForeverVirgin

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

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