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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Anonymous

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A meme featuring a cat with the text "Sometimes we can be a lil freaky and that's okay."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

MATTIX

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

MATTIX

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

Face mcshooty

The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.

Amir De OG

We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

A mugshot-style image features a person with dark hair and brown skin, accompanied by text that reads, "Come to the brown side... We have curry..."

Anonymous

when bro says we doing it to night

A picture of Mike Wazowski with a concerned look, overlaid with the text "When bro says we doing it tonight."

Hyphen (Cope)

"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕

A screenshot of a social media thread featuring three comments. The first comment reads, "Does your doors dont have locks?" The second comment replies, "Does youre english haveth good?" The third comment concludes, "You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english because its the only language you know. We re not the same."

Heroin Monkey

A still from a Star Wars movie. Darth Vader in the background and in the foreground another character. There is text above them: "We gonna fight when I see you." Below Darth Vader the text says "Me (I don't understand flirting)" and next to the other figure the word "Her".

Adolf kitler

A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".

Willy b

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

DaRey1Cray

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Pankake

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Yugi

A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Pankake

Me when I find out we have two tests on the same day

A small, fluffy bird with an angry expression sits on a dark ledge against a blurred yellow background. The bird looks directly at the viewer with a scowling face.

Adolf kitler

A four-panel comic strip shows cats reacting to a new cat meme. The first panel shows one cat in front of a computer saying, "The humans have released another cat meme." The second panel shows a second cat responding with, "That's speciesism!" The third panel shows the first cat pointing to a box with two other cats in it saying "Look!" The last panel shows the cats in the box responding with, "Well, we do love boxes." and "Yeah."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Adolf kitler

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

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