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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Heroin Monkey

A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Anonymous

A character with glowing red eyes and dressed in black leather says, "Your meme, it's useful. I'll take it."

Cupツ

The image shows a stack of pizza boxes from Seasons Pizza. The text on the boxes reads "SEASONS PIZZA" and "FIND US ON @SEASONS".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The top panel shows three aliens with the text "Do you think humans have caught up to us yet?" on the left and "I don't know, let's take a look at their social media" on the right. The middle panel is a distorted image of a frog with a red glow and the text "When it's soup time". The bottom panel shows the same three aliens, with the text "It turns out, they have surpassed us".

TaylorSwiftBoat

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Why should you care

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

the taste of mommy's milk

A series of images of brains in various states of enlightenment. The first image shows a simple brain scan with the text "Look at memes." The second shows a brain with glowing red synapses with the text "Join 4chan." The third is a glowing blue brain with the text "Use a meme template." The fourth is a brain emitting radiant light with the text "Create a new meme." The last one depicts a figure in the cosmos with a galaxy in its hands, with the text "Write paper about memes."

Anonymous

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Wade

BULLETS OF VENGEANCE

A comic book style image shows Moon Knight, wearing a white mask and suit with a black vest and ammo belt, holding two rifles. There is a speech bubble above him that reads, "Taste the bullets of vengeance! Way cooler than whatever bullets Punisher uses." The background has splatters of red blood or paint.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Markgeraldnasol

Go team Sky

The image shows eight different cartoon birds with labels, "Why not use regional birds? We got:" The birds are labeled: "THE OG ONE", "NIGHT BIRB", "SPEEDSTER", "THE NAME 'STAR'", "JUST A BIRB", "EL FALCON", "IM THE BIGGEST BEAK", "SEAGULL", and "IM THE BIGGEST BIRD".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

Anonymous

hahahahha obama

A picture of Obama with a confused expression and his hands slightly raised. The text on the image says "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in".

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Chexers

Two people dressed up as Shrek and Fiona are walking outside, holding hands. Text on top of the image says, "This could be us", and the text on the bottom says, "But you playin".

LazyBoiiii

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Hollow Knight Beater

LOL

The image shows a group of Hollow Knight characters, with the text "vessel" above them and "There is 1 Nosk among us" below. The characters are drawn in a simple, cartoonish style.

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