New Toaster Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

The TRICKSTER

The image shows a character labeled "The Trickster" from a video game or fantasy setting. Above this character, text reads, "When you identify as a toaster so you can get in a bath with an emo girl."

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

TOASTER?

The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)

A four-slot toaster with two sets of controls. The toaster is silver with white accents and is placed on a white background.

my girlfriend (she's shy)