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Adolf Nigler

Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.

Heroin Monkey

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white portrait of William Shakespeare is at the center of the image. Above his head is written: "TO THINE WINDOW, TO THINE WALL." Below him is written: "TILL THINE PERSPIRATION DESCENDS DOWNWARD FROM THINE GENITALIA."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

Tsukuyomi

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a row of old books. The titles on the spines create a funny sentence: THE KING WHO CAME SHARTS. LET US FOLLOW HIM.

Heroin Monkey

A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Heroin Monkey

A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"

Grizzlymilk

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

kanade otonokoji

How Did this indian Know?

The image shows the Akinator guessing game with a cartoon genie-like character at the top and the text "I think of" followed by a picture of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, with the words "Monika" and "Doki Doki Literature Club" below. At the bottom are two buttons labeled 'Yes' and 'No'.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I have achieved portable anime girls

A laptop screen displays the title screen of the video game "Doki Doki Literature Club!" featuring four anime-style female characters.

Hailey ❁

2nd meme on here:

The image shows a four-panel comparison of literary traditions across different countries. Each panel has a portrait of an author and a text: English literature with “I will die for honour”, French literature with “I will die for love”, American literature with “I will die for freedom”, and Russian literature with “I will die”.